Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Religion.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What is more worse than death? Death

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Dance is a sport

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Lil' Wayne

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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