- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Basically copying you.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

luke moore cant pull it back

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

once upon a time, it snowed

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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