What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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A man walks into a bar.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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