- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

^that joke a piece of shit

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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