- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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