Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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whats chinese noodles

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Tell you something funny.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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