An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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womens rights

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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A Sloth runs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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