Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

The Christian Bible.

Cows are land manatees.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Women's rights.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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