- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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