What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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