- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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