White men's rights

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Mullets

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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