what did the old lady die of old age...

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Women's Rights

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Anti Joke

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