What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

If you like this, it will have one extra like

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

How many light bulbs? 1

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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