what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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sharks

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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