- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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