- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

roses are black violets are black im blind

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

So, same time tomorrow then?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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