- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

I told you it would happen

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

canada

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Christianity

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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