What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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