whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Abortion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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