A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Guess what? The Game.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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