- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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