How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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how may i help you

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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