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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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