- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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