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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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