- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Jesus was a good guy

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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