- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Jeff

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Where's my tractor?

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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