- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

A black person walks out of KFC

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Your Mother

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Colby Michael Schluter

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