Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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this is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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kill yourself

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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