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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

general tso's broccoli

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock Come in.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

A white person at Harvard

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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