A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Women's rights.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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