- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Jeff

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Where's my tractor?

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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