What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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general tso's broccoli

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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