How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Fat people

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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