Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

what did the old lady die of old age...

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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