Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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pauls tuck

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Anti Joke

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