- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

whats black and white? a zebra

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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