- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

My parents have an open marriage.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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