Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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