Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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kcuf read it backwards

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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