so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Hi what I lug you

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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