- Anti Joke

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

What is a chair?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max