What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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