yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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4-4-2

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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