A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Women's rights

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

How are cars made? By magic.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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