What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

brock has small hands for a small job

soccer

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Paper shield.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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