Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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