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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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