- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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