There's a car about to hit me.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Hi

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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420

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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falling didnt make the difference

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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