Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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