whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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I just found out i have cancer.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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