Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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This is a joke

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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