What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Paper shield.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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