Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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