- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

knock knock

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

My parents died!

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why was the woman?

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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