- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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