- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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