Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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