- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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