- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

The jets are a good team..

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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