How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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