why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Elizabeth Warren

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The NBA and womens sports

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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People Order Our Patties

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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