A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Daym im romantic

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

mark lawson likes boys

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Justin

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

were you expecting a joke

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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