What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

A black man walks Into a bar.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

copy me and i will kill you

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

12 in general

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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