A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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My name is Harry.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Wright flyer

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Internet Explorer

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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