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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

I'd like to make a withdraw

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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