Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What is more worse than death? Death

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Misner is a twat.

balls

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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