- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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