- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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