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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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