- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

this site is an antijoke

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

this is not a joke. jks

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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