- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

canada

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

you and your family will die tonight

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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