What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Misner is a twat.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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