Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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