An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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