Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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My penis is big... not.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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